Speakout

No slim singles

I am a single man in the Sikeston area and all I see is fat chicks everywhere I go. Don't women around here have mirrors? Lay off the fried chicken and you might get a date instead of being out with a bunch of women.

May I help you - not!

With all the people that are out of work, you would think that the ones that have jobs would be nicer to customers. I have never seen so many rude workers. You go into a business and they are talking to each other or playing on their phones and just ignore you. What happened to the customer is always right? I guess that went out way back in the '70s.

Smokin'

A green bean? Really, a green bean? Who came up with the idea of smoking a green bean? I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.