No pets allowed
You know, I was sitting here looking at the paper. I look at these ads everyday. People that have got these apartments and stuff to rent, they charge you an arm and a leg and then they don't let you have your pet. I'd much rather have pets than kids. They are not near as destructive. I love kids. I love pets. But they really make it hard on people that love their pets to do them like that. I think they should reevaluate their selves a little bit.
Pucker up and blow
This is to the arrogant, pompous ass that was talking about the plus-sized women. It's clear to see why you don't have a woman. All your small-sized women are on the arm of plus-sized man. You will never feel the true love of a woman. Or maybe you will if you keep your blow-up doll beside you and you can blow her up to the size you want her to be. God bless you because you sure need it.