SPEAKOUT

Don't look,Ethel!

I just saw the thing that I was afraid I was gonna see on TV. I saw a lady stark naked and two men stark naked. The men was laying on the couch with a piece of a towel around them. Boy, we are getting up in style now aren't we?

Prayer request

I've got to speakout about something, no names or anything. I have a daughter that's been in the ICU unit. I would like all of the Christians out there to pray for her. Her name is Jennifer. She needs everybody's prayers out there. She has blood clots in her legs and stuff and has a little boy here that I'm trying to explain to about his mommy. I know there are some preachers up here that care. I want all of you preachers to really pray and fast for my daughter. She is at Saint Francis Medical Center in Cape. Please, please pray. I'd like to leave my phone number. I wouldn't mind speaking to some of God's people. My number is 573-258-2060.

Uh, I don't know

If our president is such a brainiac, how come he can't get through one sentence without saying "uh" two or three times?

Eye got your glasses

I found a pair of child's glasses on Friday, Aug. 9, while walking on the west side of the VFW Ball Park. If you lost these, stop by Greg Come