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Knowbudys' purfeckt

The spelling and grammar mistakes in this paper are getting worse. I suggest submitting stories via iPhone text message. At least that way the autocorrected words will provide some humor.

Bear partied down

I was reading the article in the July 1 paper about the black bear that crashed the party at Lehigh University near Philadelphia. It's a good thing that black bear was in Philadelphia and not Perryville, Mo., because Perryville, Mo., would have killed it. Wow, imagine that! They used a dart gun, tranquilized it and captured it and relocated it instead of killing it like the nice people in Perryville.

The devil won

The same sex thing for marriage is another victory for the devil.

Got birds?

Has anyone seen any hummingbirds so far in Sikeston this summer?