Just tee off
This message is for Mr. Obama. Why don't you just go and play golf for the last 11 months you have in office. Quit messing up my life. If you don't lie about your golf score, you could possibly make a real tear come out of your eye.
Pickin' in the rain
Thank you so much to the sweet lady that helped me pick up grape tomatoes off of Ruler's parking lot. It was in the rain on Saturday morning. That was very sweet. You don't know how much I appreciated that. That was so sweet of you.