Speakout

Lotion line wanted

I am sure Donald Trump could use some extra funds to help pay for all his legal expenses. Maybe he should think about selling his own line of salves and lotions which contain orange dye. A lot of people would like to be orange like he is, and the product might just be a good match with his new line of gold sneakers. I hate myself for sending this to Speakout, but I like humor.