Stories from Saturday, December 29, 2018

The Christmas lights still shine brightly and the New Year’s resolutions are in the formulating stage. But lo and behold, I arrived at the office this morning and there on my computer screen in bright bold letters was an advertisement for a major retail chain that said - and I quote - “Just in Time for Summer”...

Keep those refugees out of our country Hello Southeast Missouri. Ah, what a nasty day. But that’s immaterial. With all the South Americans coming to the wall, the borders and everything like that, all the liberals want them to come on in, come on in, we’ve got plenty of money. ...